(I Got A Plan)

May 25

I’m no fucking Buddhist, but this is enlightenment.

When I die I just want my tombstone to say “WHO’S THAT CHICK?”

Baby i just wanna daaaAaaAAAAAaaaAaaAaaaNce i don’t really cAAAAAAaaaAaaAAre

UGH

*yawns at your thirteen inch dick*

(Source: obviouslyeddy)

(Source: ishmarics, via istolefrommarcjacobs)

I’m so drunk and I want to talk to someone

(Source: 666alien, via dominospizzatracker)

purple-goat:

Baskets of goats

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You know what is really fun?????? Tetherball